Friday, December 22, 2006
Owned by a Ten Year Old Girl
So Natalie and _____ start teasing me a bit, eventually asking questions about me. Here are some examples:
"How many friends do you have?"
"4: Timmy, Jimmy, Bimmy, and Eustace."
"Only four friends?! *LOL*"
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
... This one was the scathing one. After a sigh and a "no," I got the heat. I then asked if they had boyfriends, proceeding to do my "OOOooooooooooooooooooh" dance right after that saying "OOOooooooooooooooooooooooh..." not really
This was after I didn't exactly... "stop" when running for a drop volley, hitting my thumb on the wire holding up the net, which was surprisingly painful. My thumb was red and swollen, so I was kinda ______ing (forgot the word) it. This is mostly paraphrasing
"What's wrong with your thumb?"
"It hurts"
"Do you have a mole? Is that what hurts?"
"Yes, actually, I was born without a thumb, but I had a rather large mole next to it. With a little makeup and cosmetic surgery, the doctors got it to look pretty real"
They then proceeded to laugh. When the mumblers (the Hock freshwomen... if that's not h@x to say) came into the line we were waiting in, they then said "GUESS WHAT HE SAID!" Next was one of the weirdest things ever. I think I said "those kids and their crazy imaginations."
"Did you go to Homecoming?"
"Yes"
This question intrigued me. How would they know about Homecoming? I'm fourteen, they probably think I'm going to prom and about to graduate college or something (older kids are all the same).
"Who was your date?"
"Katherine"
This time, I was looking in their direction beforehand, so I saw when they scampered over to Aline (sp!??!) and Kate (sp?...?), who then inquired quietly the last name to Natalie and ______. I didn't know what the hell was happening, but I think I was being stalk-mocked O.o I then said "what," or something, and it was suddenly time for the next drill/game
Yeah I'm totally confused about that, and I haven't been to tennis since, so I don't know what the hell went on to this very day
Phish Quote in order
I'm gradually changing Travis from "Travis" -> "Trvis" -> " Trvs" -> "Tvs" -> " Tv" -> "T" -> " "
when he reaches " " he will be in his ultimate form, and will be unstoppable
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Update on I Can't Believe It's Not Travis
enjoy it
And to add some so this isn't a complete waste of a post (even though iCBiNT is fantastic, kudos), I must say December has been my most productive month blogging wise, but some of these posts should have been combined. This would not produce a "super post" (those are probably hax legally anyway), but maybe something that could pass off as readable to the untrained eye, like mine. I really should add more to those needing more... maybe reviews?
The last boss IRL is Bob Saget, Chuck Norris, and Jesus tied together
-Phish, during a philosophical metaphor of typical video game structure
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
The Two-Parter: RANDOM and Comments on The OHB
ANYWAY AGAIN back to The Rite of Spring, I'm lookin (again with the blogger spell checking...) at the bassoon intro's (spell check!??!?!) sheet music, and apparently the first notes are quintuplets. The next thing I said (the aforementioned thought) was "is that legal?!?!" Seriously, this is so hard to comprehend, becoming a world class musician just got that much harder for me. Damn you, good music. Oh and Blogger is out of Beta today. Very nice
This also needs more added once I wake up
OH I REMEMBER THE OTHER THOUGHT I THOUGHT
So far, FIVE people have created their own blogs after reading mine (cept one sorta not but you don't need to know about that)!!! Thank you for making me feel useful
Oh, and before I forget, I have some comments (not the kind you leave, just... me... commenting) on my blog. The only recurring sentiment about my beloved text baby is that it absolutely reeks of my mannerisms and "tude." Or, in their words, they can picture me saying everything that I post. I'm pretty sure that's a compliment, but then again, I'm not exactly a fantastic speaker... But I'll take it as a compliment anyway!!
This is passable as a post, right? Good... I've trained you noble few (emphasis on few) readers well
Someone: Wassup
Me: Trying to pass some text off as a blog post
True story, there
need sleeeeeeep... and blackouts SUCK
Thursday, December 14, 2006
A Look Inside the Upcoming, "A Very Strange Day, Indeedy"
-Sprint to the door in english
-no shoes, thought i had them, confronted by Fx and ignored by baird
-free fresca, chick fil a
-no phish quotes
-giancarlos father died. this is not funny. seriously... but forget about it now because......
-epilepsy, however, is hilarious
Yeah, I probably will finish the above post (which is rather old) later, but this one is DONE, SON. Actually, don't be surprised if I just copy and paste an email about that above thing and call it a post... However I need some quotes before this is done
Moomoocrunchy 01: so, how was that gathering?
Moomoocrunchy 01: not a party, of course
There must've been at least a thousand quotes from tonight, but I can't remember... maybe one about Sean having relations with a goat according to a high police officer but it was actually Matthew who was also high along with Sean and myself...
This is to be edited for de-crapification
Friday, December 08, 2006
How can one follow up the greatest picture ever?
Didn't T.S. Elliot win the Nobel Prize for literacy?
-Sid
UltraPhish: steam requires "64mb RAM"
virtuosonot42: no wonder you cant run it
UltraPhish: baby jesus save anyone with 64mb of RAM or less
UltraPhish: woot your blog now has aslightly more posts tagged with "Phish" than "Penis"
I shall soon fix this, don't you worry...
this is a work in progress but ive really gotta put SOMETHING new up
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
The Greatest Picture Ever
First off, this is not my picture, this masterpiece is Phish's doing. Plus, I didn't even ask permission to post this even though it's not mine or in any way affiliated with me... whatever it's the greatest picture ever. Love the picture. Be the picture. I can't believe it's not travis... greatest socca ball games ever.
Now that I have created "I Can't Believe It's Not Travis," what is there left for me in life? I've practically beaten the last boss... of life
-Phish
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
The New Frontiers
*Insert Phish quote ASAP*
Monday, December 04, 2006
Pink Floyd - Hey You
This is creepy as shit... I'm obsessed with creating a song that can best this...
Greatest Album Covers (That I Own)
10. Are You Experienced?
9. Weasels Ripped My Flesh
8. Physical Graffiti
7. We're Only in it for the Money
6. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
5. Dark Side of the Moon
4. Houses of the Holy
3. The Beatles (The White Album)
2. The Velvet Underground & Nico
1. Who's Next
I'll explain later, I have homework
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Wha' Happened?
This is maybe one of the greatest comedic monologues in a movie EVER... no joke. I'm serious, Fred Willard is one of the most consistantly funny people alive. Hey, wha' happened? classic...
Beck - Loser
This is a little song never meant to be big, but anybody who hears it should immediately know that the radio would love it. Just heard it last week and now I'm trying to find a place to buy my organs or at least trade them for some beck cds.
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Frank Zappa - King Kong (1968)
A great performance of a really really long jazz/classical/avant garde piece shortened to just the good stuff, performed live at the BBC. This is the earliest Mothers of Invention video I have seen for a while, and this song is from their third album (I believe), Uncle Meat
Change is good because there's no way this could get worse
"wow pope innocent III initiated the 4th crusade, thats deliciously ironic" - Phish